Books and gifts for people who think Christmas is a load of old bollocks

This is the story of a brave young girl, Elodie-Rose, who one day decides to change the world and keep all her f*&ks in her basket.

Wait a minute. You re confused. What are f*&ks, you ask? It s quite simple, really. F*&ks are her self-esteem; all the happy, sad and wonderful thoughts that sit in her basket. 

A romantic gift book with a humorous twist, featuring dozens of frank and funny sentiments. Romantic declarations don't need to be all lovey-dovey: they can be amusingly honest or laced with profanity!

Gifts

  Go Away I’m Reading Socks    £7.99

Go Away I’m Reading Socks

£7.99

  Absolute Bollocks Fridge Magnets    £3.50

Absolute Bollocks Fridge Magnets

£3.50

  Shitfaced notebook    £6.99

Shitfaced notebook

£6.99

  Fuck This Shit Mug    £10.00

Fuck This Shit Mug

£10.00

  Hell Is Other People Door Mat    £20.00

Hell Is Other People Door Mat

£20.00

  Baaaa Humbug cushion    £10.00

Baaaa Humbug cushion

£10.00


  Sex Pistols Framed Album Cover    £39.99

Sex Pistols Framed Album Cover

£39.99

  Festive as Fuck badge    £2.00

Festive as Fuck badge

£2.00